Three Things ‘Kimye’ Could Do If They Visited Tralee

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THERE’S great speculation about the whereabouts of celebrity couple, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, who got hitched in Italy over the weekend and are now reportedly honeymooning in Cork.

As we’re only a hop, skip and a jump away, ‘Kimye’ might decide to spend some time in the beautiful vale of Tralee. Here is a short list of things they could do…

1. They might spend an afternoon in the Wetlands, taking in the sights during a nature walk followed by some splishy-splashy fun on the pedal boats.

Kanye Wetlands

“Yeezus Kim, I’d murder some liver and chips in the Allegro now.”

2. A leisurely glide through the Square may tickle their fancy, perhaps even enjoying a 99 from Byrnesworth.  It’s the simple pleasures in life that matter really.

Kanye Square

“Right so Kanye, I’ll leave you off to The Blasket for a pint and I’ll go to The Glam Pod for a facial.”

3. ‘The Geraldine Experience’   is always must do for any visitor to the town to get a real feel of the heritage and history of Tralee, not to mention the Tom Crean exhibition.

Kanye Ashe

“Jaysus that Tom Crean was some man, wasn’t he Kanye?”

Sure why wouldn’t they want to come to our lovely town?

One Comment

  1. Adrienne McLoughlin says:

    then they could go to a local GAA match, followed by an evening at The Kingdom Greyhound Stadium, the night is young….a midnight stroll on Banna Beach, perhaps?